Friday, February 10, 2012

Why Men Should Never Be Depressed

Just think about it, guys...
  1. Your last name stays put.
  2. The garage is all yours.
  3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  4. Chocolate is just another snack.
  5. You can never be pregnant.
  6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  7. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  8. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  9. The world is your urinal.
  10. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  11. Wrinkles add character.
  12. Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100.
  13. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  14. You know stuff about tanks.
  15. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  16. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  17. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  18. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  19. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  20. You almost never have strap problems in public.
  21. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  22. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
  23. You only have to shave your face and neck.
  24. You can play with toys all your life.
  25. One wallet and one pair of color for all seasons.
  26. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  27. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
  28. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  29. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 25 minutes.


  1. Cute, Linda..... Loved it!

    Snowing here tonight --and going to get VERY VERY cold tomorrow.

  2. Love it.
    So glad I'm me; but it can be hard work sometimes lol

  3. In truth I'm not depressed very often, do to many of the reasons you've listed

  4. Lol! SO true!!! I'll have to share this. Made me laugh.

  5. Funny, it is a rough life,but someone has to do it.

  6. Betsy - Thanks. I'm glad you liked it. We're en route back to Indiana from Florida right now, and a cold front is moving in to greet us when we get there.

    Keith - Glad you liked this and could relate to it. :)

    Stephen - That smiling face doesn't look as if it's ever been depressed. :)

    Elizabeth - Glad you enjoyed it. Hope Eddie does, too. :)

    Steve - Yeah. Your sacrifice is appreciated, I'm sure. :)

  7. Love it Linda! Where DO you come up with these?!!!

  8. Diane - I'm glad you enjoyed it. As for where they come from...this one was from a forwarded e-mail. I get some that way. Some, I just remember from things I've heard and thought funny through the years. "Wart Face" was one of those.

  9. Oh Linda that is just BRILLIANT!!! It really made me laugh ... and it's SO true! :o) LOL

  10. Deborah - I wish I could take credit for it, but I received it in a forwarded e-mail. Glad you enjoyed it. :)

  11. Too funny. That last one is Frank to a T. Or was. I have a wee bit of influence in that department now. ;)

  12. Hi, Hilary. Doug used to be in that last category, too, before we married. These days, we have only a couple of gifts to buy for Christmas, so it's not the challenge it used to be.


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