A friend told me about this recent conversation with her three-year-old grandson.The scene is in Grandma's car, after she had picked up her grandson from his parochial preschool.
Grandson: "Grandma, I know who God made first!"
Grandma: "Who did He make first?"
Grandson, proudly: "Adam!"
Grandma, equally proud: "That's right!"
Grandson, puzzled: "Adam is in my class, and he's not very big. It seems like, if God made him first, he should be bigger."